The Midget Lady

It's been awhile since I have made a posting I have been so busy lately. Last weekend we got a nice winter storm that left behind 6-7 inches of beautiful white powder. I had to work all weekend so Mom, Amanda, Greg, Angelica, and myself stayed in Lexington in a hotel. We shared one room with 2 queen beds, you heard right, 2 queen beds!!! That was all they had, so Mom, Amanda, and myself slept in a bed; and Greg and Angelica slept in the other. I had a wonderful night filled with 4 feet, 2 on each side of my head, since we could only fit two at the top and one at the bottom. Mom snored the roof off and Amanda grinded her teeth all night. Once when I woke up I was in a position that looked like I was in stir-rips getting ready to push out a baby!
The next night I thought I would attempt to sleep with the newlyweds, and to my surprise we had a lot more room. Before we all fell asleep we were laughing at the story I told about the last time we stayed up there and right after I fell asleep I thought I saw a midget lady run across the room to mom's side of the bed, I jumped up and yelled " Mom, there she goes!" Mom knew I was dreaming and told me to lay down and shut-up. We all fell into a much needed sleep until Angelica, Greg, and myself were startled awake by a woman's blood curling screams. We all 3 ran over to the window to see what was going on. When we looked out we saw a woman running across the yard to a house and banging on the front door. A car sped off down the street as soon as the owner of the house came out. As the 3 of us are figuring out what is going on Mom and Amanda wake up. Mom yells over there " are you 3 looking for that midget lady?" We start laughing and then we tell them what's going on. Soon the place was covered with police cars and we all tried to get some sleep. Needless to say it was a very long and tiring weekend.